Check out this week's issue of the Club Penguin Times:
CAVEGUIN 101
Brush up on your Ooga Booga!
By Aunt Arctic - Garugg the Ugg Ugg needs our help in prehistoric times, so we're traveling back to the Stone Age! Learn more about what it will be like and how to speak ancient caveguin.
The age of the dinosaurs is a very different time. You'll want to watch out for lava pools, active volcanoes, and steaming mud puddles! Not to mention the dinosaurs themselves. I know Gary loves to visit the giant lizards, but I'm happy to admire them from a distance.
If you're looking for good tips on how to get around or stay safe, talk to a caveguin. Stick to the basic necessities like "Fish!", "Town!", and "Hot tea!".
Well--those are my necessities!
Keep an eye on the newspaper for more information on what Garugg needs. Gary is busy tinkering with his Time Trekker 3000. Shortly we'll be able to deal with this ancient emergency -- whatever it is.
He says the Time Trekker will be ready to go by Jan. 23, so check out the Snow Forts then!
NEWSFLASH
Archaeologists gearing up for a trip into the past. Get your outfits at the Clothes Shop!
DOT'S STAGE PLAY REVIEW
A fish-out-of-water comedy that no one forgets!
By Dot the Disguise Gal -- It's great to see Penguins That Time Forgot at the Stage again. This is one of my all-time favorite comedies. Some critics might say it's gibberish that relies on silly accents, but I think the humor is all in the delivery.
Plus, Chester's situation is a lot like the first time you work on a case with Rookie. It's hard to understand what's going on, and the jokes don't always make sense. We've all been there. I recommend you get together with friends, hop on stage, and try it out.
Don't forget to pick up the costumes--those stone-age clothes will come in handy!
UPCOMING EVENTS
Jan. 23 Prehistoric Party
Get your dig gear ready!
Jan. 23 Gary Visits
The intrepid inventor will visit during the Prehistoric Party!
Furniture & Igloo Catalog -- Together at last!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until January 22.
Next pin hidden: January 23 - Feb. 5
ASK AUNT ARCTIC
Can I stay in present day Club Penguin?
-Maude Urn
Absolutely, Maude. The Time Trekker will be in the Snow Forts, so snowballs might fly into the past...
But, the rest of the island will be there for you to play in and enjoy. I know I'll be getting my meals here in the present. I don't share the caveguins' taste for raw meat. If you host an igloo party, you can invite friends no matter where they are.
You could show some caveguins around your favorite places and give them a taste of modern conveniences. And don't worry about dinosaurs coming to the present. They visited last year and were very well-behaved!
COMIC
TIPS AND SECRETS
TIME TRAVEL
By Aunt Arctic
Here's a scoop for our loyal Club Penguin Times readers: Gary's Time Trekker was recently set to "forwards". Before this, he's only used it to go backwards in time. Apparently it takes several days to change the Time Trekker from forward to reverse. That's why he is calibrating it right now.
Soon we'll be able to travel back to prehistoric times, but I wonder what Gary found out when he went ahead to the future?
JOKES
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Do-you-think-he-saurus!
-Shopacoo874
Q. What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A. A meow-ntain!
-Wodly909
Q. Which bird can lift heavy loads?
A. A crane!
-Ria706
Q. What comes just before eight?
A. My school bus, usually...
-Binoy2
Q. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten-tickles!
-Nikki Cute32
Q. Why is it hard to talk with a goat around?
A. Because he always butts in!
-Munchy90
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