Thursday, March 6, 2014

Club Penguin Times Issue #437 - Muppets World Tour Coming!


MUPPETS WORLD TOUR COMING!
The most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational show!

By Cadence -- U read that right! The Muppets are coming to Club Penguin. I'm so pumped! We're not just gonna watch their show, we're gonna perform WITH them!

The Muppets are HUGE stars! They've been cracking us up for years, and Miss Piggy is like THE original fabulous diva. U guys don't even know how stoked I am to collab with them. EEEE! I've got stages lined up for Gonzo, Fozzie the Bear, Miss Piggy herself, with more on the way. Get ready to leave it ALL on the floor when U perform with these stars!

They're stopping here as part of their world tour, so we're going to being a bit of the world 2 Club Penguin. But I'll save all that for next week! Stay tuned for the latest goss about the Muppets World Tour Party! It's gonna be so epic I might flail my flippers. ;)

NEWSFLASH
The Everyday Phoning Facility is more active than usual. Are penguins making more calls than ever?

FAREWELL TO THE FAIR
Clean-up crews breathe sigh of relief as Fair ends.

By Aunt Arctic -- The Amazement Park and the Fair are once again packed up and moving on. I wanted to thank Rookie for a delightful party that didn't involve ordering anything cursed or incredibly heavy.

But my biggest thanks goes to you for helping out at the Fair. More than a few got a friend over a fear of heights. It was heart-warming to see someone that had one trembled at the sight of the Space Squid to get on the ride. It is too bad that Rockhopper wasn't here to take part!

Maybe he would know how the merguins went missing from the Marooned Lagoon Has anyone seen what happened to them? Surely animatronic puppets could not have gone far on their own.

UPCOMING EVENTS
Mar. 13 Furniture & Igloo Catalog
Make a talent show stage, a make-up room, or an interview set.

Mar. 20 The Muppets Arrive!
The Muppets tour touches down and takes over. Get ready to strut your stuff!

On now: Muppet Maker--check out Penguin Style to get Muppetized.

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until March 19.
Next pin hidden: March 20--April 2 
ASK AUNT ARCTIC

Why is there a belt on the chair lift in the Ski Village?
-Bord Andski

I'm not sure of the exact reason, but I imagine someone must have been in a hurry to fix it. They were probably on very important business. It would require elite skills to come up with a solution like that.

Apparently, the belt is holding up well and doesn't need to be replaced. We probably don't need to look into the matter any further.

What is the red light in the telescope?
-Cee Sighter

This light is from Shipwreck Island. It's there to warn ships away from this dangerous spot. Even Rockhopper ran into some trouble there!

COMIC

SECRETS
How to Catch a Mullet

Want to land a fish that you won't have to exaggerate? The enormous Mullet at the end of the Ice Fishing game is the ultimate fishing prize. Here's the secret to landing it:

When you see the Mullet swimming in the background, hook a Fluffy fish, but don't reel it in. Use ti for bait! Mullet love them!

Get it and you'll earn an extra 100 coins!

JOKES
Q. How do you get a pig in the hospital?
A. On the hambulance!
-Gage Pieson

Q. What did the squirrel take on holiday?
A. A nutcase!
-Yellowhan

Q. Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?
A. Its peddles fell off!
-Makayla4899

Q. Which flowers are happy to see you?
A. Glad-iolas!
-Hermioni6

Q. What do you get if you cross as shark with a cow?
A. I don't know, but I don't want to milk it!
-Rx343

Q. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A. He was outstanding in his field!
-Caro Louise

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