Check out this week's issue of the Club Penguin Times:
DINO PUFFLES ROAM AGAIN!
The new pets turning heads in the Town.
By Gary -- Well done time travelers! We've already reintroduced three species of dino puffles. What's next?
Everyone is doing a superb job in prehistoric Club Penguin. Dino puffles are getting a warm welcome into the present. And in the past, Garugg keeps yelling, "TIKI TIKI" when I ask how the puffles are doing. He's very excited about the first sightings of the red triceratops puffle.
We need to find them all before Feb. 5. All this traveling is fun, but it will not go on forever. The risk of causing unintended changes to the present is too great. The Time Trekker will be relocated back to my lab. So let's dig while we can!
Time Trekker will be removed next week. Don't leave anything behind!
INTRODUCING DARWIN!
Gary teaches his pet tricks and formulas.
By Gary -- Greetings! I'd like to introduce you to Darwin. He is a blue triceratops puffle! Now that I own a puffle, I see the appeal. He's splendifirous!
I know quite a bit about dinosaurs (did you know triceratops means 'three-horned face?'), but now I'm researching puffles. PH told me they're very active, so I walk him a lot. but he also gets mental exercise in my lab!
He's an excellent lab assistant. Well, he likes pushing over beakers and chewing on gadgets. I'll have him helping me with the next 3000 device soon!
By Aunt Arctic -- Hello everyone. I've been hearing rumors of something swimming near the Iceberg. Something big. Maybe Gary's warnings about time travel were right. Changes in the past may have changed our present-day Iceberg. I'll be keeping a close eye on this story. Please write in to the paper if you see anything suspicious!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until February 5.
Next pin hidden: February 6-19
ASK GARUGG
What kind of dinosaur is your favorite?
-Paley N. Tologist
RAPTOR MY FAVORITE. SHE CLEVER. SHE USE THINKY THING! NOT ALWAYS SMASH! GARUGG USE THINKY THING TOO.
What games do you like?
-Hugh Scorer
ME LIKE SMOOTHIE SMASH. BUTT SMASH FUN! MUST INVENT FOR CAVEGUINS! BUT WITH ROCKS. THAT MAKE BEST GAME!
What's your best invention?
-Ian Ventor
THAT HARD QUESTION! ME INVENT LAVA SAUCE! PUT ON SQUARE PIZZA. IT YUM YUM! IT BEST INVENTION FOR GARUGG!
COMIC
SECRETS
CAVEGUIN TRANSLATION GUIDE
By Gary
I've done my best to translate some of the common caveguin phrases. It's very tricky because they can all mean so many things:
- OOGA OOGA--Fun or Okay or Next
- OOGA BOOGA--Grumpy or Scary or Month
- TIKI TIKI--Congratulations or Swim or Is
- ABOOT--Watch Out or Turn Around or Fair
*Translations may vary
JOKES
Q. Why don't fish play tennis?
A They're afraid of the net!
-Pengirachu
Q. What does a penguin's cell phone sound like?
A. Wing wing! Wing wing!
-Ayayo11
Q. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a dog?
A. A very nervous mailman!
-Vasu606
Q. What do you call an agent who plays sports?
A. A field agent!
-Sonic90997
Q. What is the loudest pet?
A. A trum-pet!
-Cool Pixels
Q. What's the best month to eat toast?
A. Jamuary!
-Astrocookie
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