Thursday, February 13, 2014

Club Penguin Times Issue #434 - Order Arrives! Fairground Abuzz!

Check out this week's issue of the Club Penguin Times!

ORDER ARRIVES! FAIR GROUND ABUZZ!
Whatever is under wraps, it hasn't sunk yet.

By Aunt Arctic -- The island is a flurry of activity right now! Workers are building the Fair, all according to Rookie's directions...

I made my way through teh precarious piles of boxes to where Rookie was discussing a Fair attraction with the construction team. "It's gotta be like BOOSH!" he said, "and then over here it'll be like WEEEEEE BAM!"

I can't deny that Rookie has a lot of enthusiasm for the Fair, but I had some concerns about the scale of this project. Rookie told me, "Don't worry about the scales. The mermaid props are ready to go! The trick part is all the water."

Well, we've all got our eyes on the Fair, waiting to see what happens. Especially the cleanup crews--they are on high alert.

Rookie has asked me to remind everyone that the Fair is a "No Clown Zone."

NEWSFLASH
Wacky theme parties pop up all over island thanks to mermaid, cowboy, and pirate costumes!

YOUR OWN IGLOO BACKYARD!
Questions about backyards answered.

By PH -- Have ya checked out your backyard yet? Or maybe you're still not sure how best to use it? Here's all the info:
  • Go there by clicking on the gate icon in your igloo
  • Move puffles to and from your igloo by clicking on them, then hitting the arrow
  • It's a permanent new space for you and your puffles
  • It'll change to match your igloo background so it suits your style!
  • It provides food and entertainment for your puffles so their stats don't change
If you have any more questions, please send 'em to the paper!

UPCOMING EVENTS
Furniture & Igloo Catalog: Member--make your igloo a part of the Fair!

Feb. 20 The Fair
Get ready for games, prizes, and silly hats! (but no clowns allowed)

Mar. 6 New Penguin Style
It'll be a great show when these clothes hit the stage!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until February 19.
Next pin hidden: February 20-March 5

ASK ROOKIE
Why do you keep ordering things in the mail?
-Cat Alogg

Hey Cat! I know I messed up with those cursed candies, and the anvils before that. But it's totally different this time! These prizes don't seem cursed at all! The Fair was already on the way and I just helped it be super-extra-exciting!

It's like all the good parts of the Fair, PLUS a theme park. Wait until you see the Space Squid, Marooned Lagoon, and the Wagon Wheel! Me and rubber ducky are all over this, Cat. You won't be disappointed.

COMIC

SECRETS

MISSING ARCADE MACHINE
By Aunt Arctic

Hello secret-hunters! The unplugged arcade machine has gone missing from the Arcade. This is concerning, since no one really knows what it does. Even Gary isn't sure what will happen when the machine is turned on.

I suspect it may have been pulled into Rookie's whirlwind plans for the Fair. Keep and eye out and write into the paper if you see it. We need to know--is it going to spark and explode, or is it a game that will really pull you in?

JOKES
Q. What do you do if you feel like curtains?
A. Pull yourself together!
-Kailamaria1

Q. Which animal needs oil?
A. A mouse, because it squeaks!
-Katti02

Q. What did the green grape say to the purple one?
A. Breathe, grape, breathe!
-Bonita1499

Q. What did the cow say to the bear?
A. Where did you get that coat?
-Peachpiepeg

Q. What did the policeguin say to his tummy?
A. You're under a vest!
-Annexe2

Q. What did the dad buffalo say to his son as he left?
A. Bison!
-Ava1530

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