Thursday, January 23, 2014

Club Penguin Times Issue #431 - Dino Puffle Eggstraction!

Let's check out this week's episode of the Club Penguin Times!
 

DINO PUFFLE EGGSTRACTION!
An exciting journey ahead...

By Gary -- Everyone! Garugg the Ugg Ugg needs our help with a startling prehistoric discovery -- DINO PUFFLES!

Garugg found rare dino puffle eggs and he needs our help to save them. When I visited the prehistoric time before, Garugg told me dino puffles were a myth. No one had ever seen one. Then, he discovered the eggs buried in the ground. Perhaps it was our recent excavations of the Volcano that caused some sub-surface shift?

That is a theory I will investigate another time. Right now, it is imperative that we rescue as many as we can before we lose the chance. It may be a very long time before we have the opportunity again.

Think of the gains for science! If you'd like to help, please go to a dig site. They're in prehistoric lands and in special igloos called digloos.

Now, I must go collect my digging gear!

NEWSFLASH
New dinosaurs discovered -- the stegosaurus and the raptor! Collect all four colors of each!

DANGERS OF TIME TRAVEL
Millions of years later, this is the Forest.

By Gary -- I must start this article with an admission--I don't fully understand time travel. It's... well... The technical term is "weird." It's very very weird. One thing I know is that we have to be careful.

Any changes to the past can have calamitous impacts on the future. In the case of the Forest, I believe the changes will be positive. But, there are other changes that cause wild differences in timelines. Once I sent myself a message from the future, "Gary STOP!" And that caused all kinds of catastrophes!

Let's be cautious while we're in prehistoric times, because it is impossible to know how we might affect the future!

Good luck fellow time travelers!

UPCOMING EVENTS
Jan. 29 Dino Puffle Dig
More dino puffles on the horizon

Feb. 6 Time Trekker Removal
Save the dino puffles before the Prehistoric Party becomes history!

Feb. 6 Penguin Style
Crazy costumes, outrageous outfits, and more at the Clothes Shop

Now! Stretch your legs and play with your puffles in your new backyard!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until February 5.
Next pin hidden: February 6 - 19


ASK P.H.
Will dino puffles fit in modern Club Penguin?
-Anne Imels

Absolutely! From what I've seen, these dino puffles are mega hardy, so they can live just about anywhere. Like any pet, they like attention, exercise, and delicious O'berries!

Taking care of wild puffles is a bit different, but there is nothing they won't like about our modern island. Even a tyrannosaurus puffle likes to get pampered at the Hotel every once in a while!

They're great with other puffles too. A dino puffle meet Pete, my little orange mate, and it went spiffy. They were playing in my backyard before I could say stegosaurus! Any dino puffles you rescue will be here to stay, and I reckon they'll be more than happy about that.

Even dinosaurs are easier to train than Pete.

How does the backyard work?
-Karen Fermore

G'day Karen! Your backyard is a great new spot for your puffles. You can move puffles into your igloo or out to the backyard as you like. But the best part is that you have WAY more of the adorable little blokes. Up to 40 in the backyard!

With so many puffles, it's tough to take care of them all! I know I get swamped with my little herd sometimes. Your pets won't get hungry or bored while they're in the backyard. It has everything they need.

Have fun playing with your furry friends. Write into the paper if you have any more questions!

SECRETS
DINOSAUR MEALS

Do you know the best way to keep dinosaurs happy? Feed 'em!

When you're back in prehistoric times, do as the caveguins do. Throw food into a dinosaur's mouth!

Just aim and throw like you would with a snowball.

It'll fill them up and keep you from being their next snack!

JOKES
Q. Why did the scientist put a knocker at his door?
A. To win a no-bell prize!
-Taylor81096

Q. How much did the pirate's treasure cost?
A. An arm and a leg!
-Jollygoo15

Q. Why do you plant bulbs in the ground?
A. So worms can see where they're going!
-Bethx1

Q. Why don't pythons use silverware?
A. Because they have forked tongues!
-Kittykat2881

Q. Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
-Bubble685

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldozer!
-Wefx

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