Club Penguin Times issue #411

Check out this week's issue of the Club Penguin Times!

AVAST! THAR BE A MIGRATOR

Rockhopper returns to the island

By Aunt Arctic - Last week, an odor of stinky cheese was reported just before the Migrator, was spotted in the Telescope. Eager residents are buzzing with excitement as they prepare for the Captain's arrival.

To get the inside scoop, I sent a Jet Pack Reporter to the Migrator.

REPORTER: "Rockhopper, is it true you are bringing rare and perhaps magical items to the island?"

Rockhopper: "ARRRRR it be true, I be bringin' great bargains, like strange hats and potions. I also be bringin' stinky cheese as BIG as me belly! But I be likely eatin' it all."

REPORTER: "Sounds exciting! And very delicious." "It is also true that you will only be around for one week?"

ROCKHOPPER: "It be only one week, but there be loads of adventure we be havin'. I come with tales of sailin' the high seas, battlin' sea monsters, and thievin' pink flamingos!"

Well, there you have it, Rockhopper is en route and arrives on September 12! ARRRR you ready for the Captain?

NEWSFLASH

Thanks U guys 4 an AWESOME party! I had a blast surfin' with U all.

-Cadence out.

FANTASTIC MAGIC COMING!

Get ready for the Medieval Party

By Gary -- GADZOOKS! I muts say, last year's Medieval Party was most exceptional! Becoming a wizard to defeat teh dragon, Scorn was a remarkable experience. What a fascinating species dragons are! This year, to help us prepare, I'm setting up a laboratory to apprentice you all in the ways of wizardry.

Remembers, casting spells and mixing potions requires vision, inventiveness, and safety goggles! One mistake could end disastrously! With a 93.72% certainly, I foresee fantastical creatures, brave knights, beautiful princesses, and powerful wizards in all our futures.

We're going to need magic, and a lot of it. Start getting your medieval garments from the Clothes Shop, and I'll see you at the party, Sept. 19--Oct. 2

UPCOMING EVENTS

On now! Penguin Style

Head to the Clothes Shop for medieval must-haves and back-to-school basics.

Sept 12 Rockhopper Arrives

The Migrator docks at the B each on September 12!

Sept 12 Furniture

Create your own castle or ogre igloo with the latest in medieval furniture.

ATTENTION: WIZARDS NEEDED. Sept 19

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until Sept 18.

Next pin hidden: September 19 - October 2

ASK AUNT ARCTIC

What was in the terrarium at the university?

-T.R. Rium

It is clear something escaped. And after interviewing some students - I am not any closer to uncovering the truth. Some students were sure they saw a giant spider, some - a teeny tiny dragon. Others claim the terrarium is not empty at all.

Whatever it is, has made quite the mess! Green goo has spilled, and the terrarium appears to be unoccupied. I must get to the bottom of this. So, if you hear anything, let me know right away. In the meantime, ask around. I am certain someone, somewhere knows something.

What are the lunch specials?

-Sue Shi

Hungry for hot dogs or frantic for fish burgers? There's something for everyone!

Monday: Fish Burgers

Tuesday: Sushi

Wednesday: Hot dogs

Thursday: Salad

Friday: Pizza

Saturday: Soup

Sunday: Spaghetti

Who's Rockhopper?

-R.B. Acaptin

Rockhopper is a pirate captain, Club Penguin's best known adventurer, and a very good friend of mine. Together with his red puffle Yarr, he sails the high seas in his ship, the Migrator. He built the ship himsle,f and travels to mysterious islands, far from Club Penguin. When he visits, he brings back rare and unusual items, and many tall tales.

Legend has it, he has battled a squid, raced an ostrich, and had many a skirmish with a narwhal. He's always up for a pirate parade, and enjoys a good pizza party - so if you meet him, be sure to join in. But keep in mind, you may find the captain to have a strange odor. Usually from a bit of stinky cheese in his beard.

Though don't be dismayed, it's actually quite tasty.

SECRETS

TREASURE HUNT TIPS

If treasure is what you'er after, head over to the Migrator for a game of Treasure Hunt. Keep your eyes peeled for sparkles. If you spot them, there's a good chance of treasure. But if you can find a coin first, you can be almost sure you won't find any gems there. Head to the Migrator on September 12, and start digging!

JOKES

Q. What do dinosaurs use for the floors of their homes?

A. Reptiles!

-Zhaozhao2003

Q. What did the paper say to the pencil?

A. Write on!

-Monday16

Q. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

A. It ran out of juice!

-Xd 20

Q. What's the difference between jelly and jam?

A. You can dance to a jam!
-Rumsha100

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O!

-Minne14

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Isabelle.

Isabelle who?

Isabelle really necessary when you have a door knocker?

-Sing4321

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I'm out here, right?

-Shelko8